The Gentle Art of Defamatory Epithets
23 Apr 2013
A friend, client and fellow wordy wrote to me today:
This just shows how far the art of cursing has declined. A whole Washington Post article is devoted to fulsome (f***some?) praise of a letter that, where a curse word is inserted, uses "f***" about 99% of the time. What is creative about that? I do admit that the author has a passable sense of rhythm, but nothing more.
However the WaPo guy (link below) does have a point when he says, "David Sedaris called the S-word the 'tofu' of cursing. The F-bomb is the little black dress of vulgarity." I would add that "suck" is the kids' all-purpose--and seriously boring--curse, and one I'm determined to eradicate in my own progeny. The punishment around here is 10 new synonyms every time for every time they get caught.
Aren't we all sophisticated enough to whip up some better curses and insults? In that spirit, here's my all-time favorite list of Rabelaisian insults:
doddipol jolt heads
flutch calf lollies
grouthead gnat snappers
ninnie hammer fly catchers
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