Queenellen's kitchen may on occasion, contain some pretty unappetizing things, but nothing that compares to the offerings of the TOXIC RECIPE ARCHIVE. These heirloom recipes have been culled from the cookbooks of my sorely missed and dearly beloved female relatives. They are real recipes that you can cook in your own real kitchen. Some even had notes in familiar handwriting in the margins, which means at one point, some adventurous lady prepared these treats. These recipes were carefully chosen from among hundreds for one quality only: they are totally inedible. Now you may well wonder why you would ever need to reference an online archive of inedible recipes. Easy! Ever have people you hate come for dinner? Whipping up some of these delicacies will ensure you will never have a return visit. Just remember to eat well before the guests arrive. Bon appetit!

MEATS-------------- Pickled Beaver Feet Sauteed Beaver Tail Jellied Meat Salad Moose Liver Dumplings Moose Head Soup Polar Bear & Onions Sweet and Sour Porcupine Seal Brains Au Gratin Spam and Noodle Casserole Tongue and Lima Bean Skillet Walrus Skin and Rice VEGGIES--------------- Molded Asparagus Salad Pureed Pea Loaf DESSERTS------------- Bride's Salad Choco-nutty Balls Fresas Azucaradas