"Well, wait a minute," said the buxom scullery wench, "I know what will work." 

Meyn suckled and suckled but all that came out was hot and fishy tasting. Now he REALLY felt sick.  

"Excuse me ma'am" said Meyn, "but I have to stop." 

"No NO!!" panted the buxom scullery wench. "NO DON'T STOP" But Meyn stopped anyway because he was too dizzy.